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d'Zhuoy is a 41 year old woman from Ex-Urbs, New York, USA.
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"All my thoughts, they come in pairs. / I will, I won't, I doubt, I don't, / I'm not surprised but I never feel quite prepared." --Bright Eyes ...---... "When you see yourself doing something badly and nobody's bothering to tell you anymore, that's a very bad place to be. Your critics are your ones telling you they still love you and care." --Randy Pausch, "Last Lecture"

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Talking to my sister tonight...

She: I have wild turkeys in my back yard.
Me: We have some down the road -- one of them almost flew into me yesterday. They're not very good judges of vehicular speed vs. their ability to take flight.
She: Yeah. [Pause] I hope mine have babies ... so I can steal 'em!
Me: [After convulsing] Aw man, I think I wet myself laughing.

(This particular sister is a DIY person -- raises turkeys every year, occasionally a cow for meat, grows vegetables. She even built her own furnace and annealer when she was an artisan.)